I have set a rule in my life that I won’t ever show up anywhere without getting ready and making sure that I look like I try too hard to put myself together every day. Looking good, every day, is one of the best ways to ensure that you shape other’s opinions of you.
Always looking good allows to you judge others for not looking good without reservation- Jesus said “thou shalt not be a hypocrite” and so I’m not. After all, if Jesus can judge, and I’m supposed to ask WWJD, then it’s only logical that I should judge others #AmIRight.
I have a reputation for always looking pretty- I consider it one of my larger successes. I have classmates who constantly mention how much they wish that they had my wardrobe. I’ve even had professors mention, in the middle of class, how impressed they are that I don’t just look nice- but that I am ALWAYS put together.
This one time, I had a couple friends who made fun of me for getting ready to go grocery shopping. They told me, “You’ll never see anyone you know,” and “you’re wasting time.” After I got ready, my friends and I headed to the store. I ended up seeing quite a few people while shopping, and they all mentioned how great I looked- my friends ate their crow.
There are some important mindsets to take on when you’re the bitch who’s always late. You can’t be 30 minutes late to a job or interview- that’s just bad manners. There is a tasteful way to make sure that your being late leaves the right impression and doesn’t piss anyone important off.
First: Never be late to a situation where people are depending on you. Being late isn’t worth it if others are going to be guaranteed to think less of you. Save being “fashionably late” for social situations. In a professional setting, just make sure you arrive at the last second.
Second: Make sure that everyone knows the reason why you were late is for their benefit. Nobody wants to look at the ugly, unpolished version of you.
Third: Never apologize for being late. You were late because it’s important to look good. If you apologize then you give others the license to believe you are in the wrong.
Fourth: Everyone hates being in the front of the room, so if you’re late you are forced to walk your beautifully late self to the front- everyone will be forced to notice you. Sitting in the back means that nobody notices you. Don’t be a #BackRowBitch.
Fifth: Make a joke of it. Don’t let it become a super serious issue. I crack jokes about my being late all the time, and now all of my superiors join in on the fun. As long as you aren’t a huge slacker AND always late, they usually don’t care.
Sixth: Make sure to use eye contact and flash a smile. Owning a room is all about gushing with confidence and looking fabulous.
Lastly: Always remember the golden rule…